31. Female. Lincolnshire Countryside.
Plus sized/fat. Weird. Prefer animals to people. Sarcastic and a little witty. Sub. Crazy cat lady status pending.
More of a misanthrope than I should be.
I would prefer not to be sent pictures of your babymaker over the Internet- I will forward it to my girlfriends via group chat and we will laugh at/score/rate it. π¦π¦πββ¬π