Sometimes go to the gym, sometimes shut the world out and play vidyagames (PC if you're bothered).
Recovering musician (guitar and drums). Sometimes I play death metal, sometimes I play surf rock.
Sometimes strictly dieting, sometimes living off KFC and Pizza Hut (the superior pizza chain, I will die on this hill).
I will eat any amount of donuts put in front of me. All of them. I'll just hoover them up.
Bald, not much I can do about that unless you want to help pay for a trip to Turkey.
Haven't touched booze since 2018, apparently this makes me boring. But I also haven't had a hangover since 2018 so it evens out alright.
Let's eat burritos while you tell me how handsome I am. I might say nice things about you too.
All that and you're still gonna open with "hey" aren't you? Oh well, can't win them all.
