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ALEXCHILTON

40 - Straight

North Dakota, United States

May 12, 2016 08:22

I am 8'5, and am often mistaken for a ight pole with a beard. I work night and day tracking the cycles of the moon and sun with a telescope mounted on my head. Yes, it pays lucratively. I often make up new words and coined the phrase "to coin a phrase." My winter home is here in ND and my summer home is classified. I eat nothing and survive on flavored air. (My favorite flavor is the mystery flavor of Dum-dum suckers.) My ten year plan will only take me about 15 minutes. I enjoy long walks at least a mile from the beach, as well as noisily slurping the last of my soda during the saddest part of your favorite movies.

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