Hello all you little s**ts. I am the one and only Handsome Jack AND the most beautiful. Why are you even reading this? You should know PLENTY about me since I'm so well talked about and I'm quite the catch~ Well anyways if you don't, I might as well share some details, BUT only some for you bastards. I got plenty of inches to go inside of you. Unfortunately, my face has been brutally burnt in the middle of my greatest works of releasing the warrior from some bitch.Though the burns are hidden so I'm still quite a handsome lad that I always was. Personal life wise you don't really need to be concerned about, but I will share my pet horse, ButtStallion. She's quite the beauty... Maybe even more than myself... HA no.
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God damn it, it censored s**t... Wait... GOD DAMN IT.
