There is more to me than will fit in this tiny box. Im a wielder of the mighty fisticuff, razor witted master of sarcastic banter, I got one chance left in a nine lived cat, I got a dog eat dog sly smile, I got a molotov c**ktail with a match to go.....I am the classiest man you have ever met. I do not identify with titles and words. I am myself, simply and completely, and its up to you to decide if you want to learn who I am. I do tend to ramble, keep this in mind when reading this or something I may send you. Be it just a new friend or someone that I could date, I would like to know you if I message you. Im good at stuff, things, hijinks, and tomfoolery. I am well versed in mischief and mayhem as well.
Im looking for something real and decent or some new friends outside the ones I know. I want what Morticia and Gomez Addams had. What Alabama and Clarence had in True Romance or what Buttercup and Westley had in The Princess Bride. The back and forth they all shared I want in my life. I am a good man and anyone that knows me will tell you the same. I might come off at first to many as different. Thats cause I keep a good watch over things until I know you, I stay guarded. I want someone that has a mind of their own that will make me think, or at least keep me in place at times. A pixie with a hammer. If you are real and upfront. I dig people that are straightforward and honest. If you are not honorable in principles, intentions, and actions, then pass me by and leave me be. I dont spend time on lies so I dont talk to those that do. Yeah we all do in small ways sure but the big lies are the ones I am talking about. Not the little tiny ones you say to remain tactful.
